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Stevie Dubya

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Yo, this song is about a guy I used to work with
One summer in high school, when I was a fucking janitor
Check it

I talk in ebonics, I speak urbanly
I say aight dog instead of certainly
The police blotters where you probably heard of me
I was charged with burglary, third degree
Or you might of seen in my old mercury
Driving down the street stinking like burps and pee
Loud squeal noise coming from the serpentine
As I rip a wet fart in my Kirkland jeans
I spent the day doing blues with my boy Mitch
Talking about quick and easy ways to get rich
I got a patchy beard that smells like beef stew
I'm the reason that these bitches say me too
I got VD, and that shit hurts
And I got more clap than a Baptist church
Catch me in a parking lot cracking a dutch
In sweatpants with stains on them scratching my nuts

I'm a scumbag
I'll rip a fart that lingers
Then itch my asshole and smell my finger
I'm a scumbag
My teeth look gross
I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post
I'm a scumbag
Rocking shoes that I stole
And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole
I'm a scumbag
It ain't hard to see
We all know somebody like me

I'll ride your bitches carpet, so call me Aladdin
Then leave wearing your jacket like I'm shooter McGavin
My sink is piled high, with dirty pots and pans
I run the faucet just to make you think I washed my hands
I hit the lottery when I was about to get evicted
But I accidently wiped my ass with the ticket
People hear my raps and they say that I'm demented
Then they hit rewind like the fucking tape was rented
Chillen outside Sev in a Giants jacket
All worn and torn up like a lion attacked it
Newport lights, I'm buying a pack with
My last 9 bucks, I'm trying but can't quit
I used to go to work, doing carpentry
But since I faked getting hurt, I get disability
I look for things to do, just to pass the days
Like masturbate then go hit the check cashing place

I'm a scumbag
I'll rip a fart that lingers
Then itch my asshole and smell my finger
I'm a scumbag
My teeth look gross
I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post
I'm a scumbag
Rocking shoes that I stole
And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole
I'm a scumbag
It ain't hard to see
We all know somebody like me

My last girlfriend was a fat whore
Always flipping on me like she did parkour
My new bitch just moved here from L.A.
She'll be 17 years old in 12 days
People keep judging me about the age gap
I'm really getting tired of hearing the same crap
That girl is too young Steve get her out of here
It ain't that weird mom, it's only 8 years
Cultural artist for the ultra retarded
More rotten than the smell from a vulture that farted
My apartments got mold on multiple carpets
And I go there to cheat with my girls cousin named Scarlett
I'll pull you apart with, my bare hands
Grab your girlfriend Claire and ask her if she cares to dance
I got more crabs than the state of Maryland
And a White Castle skidmark in every pair of pants

I'm a scumbag
I'll rip a fart that lingers
Then itch my asshole and smell my finger
I'm a scumbag
My teeth look gross
I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post
I'm a scumbag
Rocking shoes that I stole
And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole
I'm a scumbag
It ain't hard to see
We all know somebody like me

If any of this sounds like you
Pay your fucking taxes
Take a bath
Wear a rubber man
Cut your fucking toe nails
Stevie Dubya, Holla

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