WIZARD! PART ONE
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I'm a motherfuckin' wizard A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest To get some motherfuckin' ass Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best "Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts Stroke my staff, abracadabra Wouldn't want any less You see, I came from the tippity top of the tower of Babylon Biblical reference aside, I needed someone to cast on "Cast what?" I hear you asking, well, a spell, ya doink Turnin' cops into piggies and going "oink oink oink" I'm a wizard in the modern age, needing no companion A literal magic user throwin' your ass in a canyon With the power of my staff and a couple of secret words I got From a book, I know you're shook but please hold onto your butt 'Cus I got a tale to tell, a story bout a fellow named Maury He may have been a little short but he wasn't in the Mines of Moria He wronged me, and he never lived to say a fuckin' word Cus I flipped his script, shuffled his face around and flipped him the bird Dont anybody try to f*ck with me on my quest I'm tryin' to get some ass and didn't find any out west So I'm on my way to Wisconsin, to a faraway land Where I can continue my quest and tell everyone I'm a motherfuckin' wizard A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest To get some motherfuckin' ass Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best "Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts Stroke my staff, abracadabra Wouldn't want any less Now I'm on my way to Wisco, stopping in Frisco 'Fore I begin my journey across the nation, I'm stopped by the po-po Saying "Why you dressed like that? Are you on crack? What's that thing you're carrying on your back? That ain't no stocking cap Step back and hands where I can see em" I tricked em, a little prestidigitation magic Flick of my wrist behind my back and what happened was really tragic They both grew snouts and got down on all fours and sprouted tails Started oinking in their costumes No more riding my coattails It was easy peasy squeezy for me To turn these big meanies into weenies Don't f*ck with me or you'll get smoked like some weedies Them taken care of, it's time for me to stop droppin' bars And take a hike all while following the stars I'm a motherfuckin' wizard A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest To get some motherfuckin' ass Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best "Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts Stroke my staff, abracadabra Wouldn't want any less
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