WIZARD! PART ONE

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I'm a motherfuckin' wizard
A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest
To get some motherfuckin' ass
Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best
"Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts
Stroke my staff, abracadabra
Wouldn't want any less

You see, I came from the tippity top of the tower of Babylon
Biblical reference aside, I needed someone to cast on
"Cast what?" I hear you asking, well, a spell, ya doink
Turnin' cops into piggies and going "oink oink oink"
I'm a wizard in the modern age, needing no companion
A literal magic user throwin' your ass  in a canyon
With the power of my staff and a couple of secret words I got
From a book, I know you're shook but please hold onto your butt
'Cus I got a tale to tell, a story bout a fellow named Maury
He may have been a little short but he wasn't in the Mines of Moria
He wronged me, and he never lived to say a fuckin' word
Cus I flipped his script, shuffled his face around and flipped him the bird
Dont anybody try to f*ck with me on my quest
I'm tryin' to get some ass and didn't find any out west
So I'm on my way to Wisconsin, to a faraway land
Where I can continue my quest and tell everyone

I'm a motherfuckin' wizard
A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest
To get some motherfuckin' ass
Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best
"Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts
Stroke my staff, abracadabra
Wouldn't want any less

Now I'm on my way to Wisco, stopping in Frisco
'Fore I begin my journey across the nation, I'm stopped by the po-po
Saying "Why you dressed like that?
Are you on crack? What's that thing you're carrying on your back?
That ain't no stocking cap
Step back and hands where I can see em"
I tricked em, a little prestidigitation magic
Flick of my wrist behind my back and what happened was really tragic
They both grew snouts and got down on all fours and sprouted tails
Started oinking in their costumes
No more riding my coattails
It was easy peasy squeezy for me
To turn these big meanies into weenies
Don't f*ck with me or you'll get smoked like some weedies
Them taken care of, it's time for me to stop droppin' bars
And take a hike all while following the stars

I'm a motherfuckin' wizard
A wizard on a motherfuckin' quest
To get some motherfuckin' ass
Cus I'm the motherfuckin' best
"Yes please" to sex, cast a spell on your breasts
Stroke my staff, abracadabra
Wouldn't want any less

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