Five Hours of Xmas
Kronkite
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Ninety degrees to the north there's a season that never comes to an end The winter wind's wheezin' and noses go freezin' Or at least turn uncomfortably red December each year final orders appear My warehouse is burst at the seams This business of cheer is how I earn my beer and It ain't holly jolly to me It's no games and fun Schlepping toys round the world out of sight of the sun This old bag weighs a ton But soon my overnight ride will be done My dear, i'll be over by one Ho-ho-ing my way to the loading dock bay The elves aren't keeping up pace They don't fill up my sleigh so I'm docking their pay Once I can get back to this place Mrs. Claus, it's true You're thinking of me and I'm thinking of you When my rounds are through I'll be back to the Pole like a bolt from the blue And I will be over by two Reindeers are better than people you say? Have you pleaded with one to take flight? A regular saint goes to work every day But I gotta stay up all night Let's retract the skis Turn the GPS on as we climb past the trees Azerbaijan then Belize It won't be long now til we get to the Zs And I can be over by three This jingly noise, like a siren for toys It can ring in your eardrums for weeks It's all well to bring joy to the good girls and boys Except those that don't pass my critique Over towns we soar I've been running this route for an eon or more Got no need for doors Down the chimney and out then I sneak past the snores My dear, I'll be over by four Plastic horses and trains, G.I. Joes, G.I. Janes These things were once part of my load Now they all want the same mobile video games So I taught myself how to code One last earthward dive To empty the sled before daybreak arrives Then back north we'll drive With a new year ahead got a new lease on life Mrs. Claus, I'll be over by five Mrs Claus, I'll be over by... Five-four-three-two-one-one-one and done
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