Five Hours of Xmas

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Ninety degrees to the north there's a season that never comes to an end
The winter wind's wheezin' and noses go freezin'
Or at least turn uncomfortably red

December each year final orders appear
My warehouse is burst at the seams
This business of cheer is how I earn my beer and
It ain't holly jolly to me

It's no games and fun
Schlepping toys round the world out of sight of the sun
This old bag weighs a ton
But soon my overnight ride will be done
My dear, i'll be over by one

Ho-ho-ing my way to the loading dock bay
The elves aren't keeping up pace
They don't fill up my sleigh so I'm docking their pay
Once I can get back to this place

Mrs. Claus, it's true
You're thinking of me and I'm thinking of you
When my rounds are through
I'll be back to the Pole like a bolt from the blue
And I will be over by two

Reindeers are better than people you say?
Have you pleaded with one to take flight?
A regular saint goes to work every day
But I gotta stay up all night

Let's retract the skis
Turn the GPS on as we climb past the trees
Azerbaijan then Belize
It won't be long now til we get to the Zs
And I can be over by three

This jingly noise, like a siren for toys
It can ring in your eardrums for weeks
It's all well to bring joy to the good girls and boys
Except those that don't pass my critique

Over towns we soar
I've been running this route for an eon or more
Got no need for doors
Down the chimney and out then I sneak past the snores
My dear, I'll be over by four

Plastic horses and trains, G.I. Joes, G.I. Janes
These things were once part of my load
Now they all want the same mobile video games
So I taught myself how to code

One last earthward dive
To empty the sled before daybreak arrives
Then back north we'll drive
With a new year ahead got a new lease on life
Mrs. Claus, I'll be over by five

Mrs Claus, I'll be over by...
Five-four-three-two-one-one-one and done

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