The In-Laws Annual Family Re-union
Greebly Mork
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Annual! Family Reunion! In-Law's Annual Family Re-union! They say everything ends badly, or else it wouldn't end At the In-Law's annual family reunion, and everybody's looking great And great granny Nadine made it, even though she's 98 There's cousin Thomas and Joanie and their 2 year old baby Who took a bit on uncle Ned's ear And we found it on the floor, next to the cooler So we put it on the ice with the beer! They say everything ends badly... It was a bright summer day and the heat was quite oppressive The food was laid out and the buffet quite impressive 4 hours later the chicken salad was all "weapons grade" So we ate and we ate, and we drank and we drank And the kids took the canoe and had fun, 'til it sank So we dragged them ashore and applied CPR until everyone was OK Annual! Family Reunion! In-Law's Annual Family Re-union! Grandpa Jim brought some fireworks from South Carolina Accidentally set them off in the car So we laughed and we laughed until the ambulance came And whisked him off to the ER Top heavy aunt Betty has a mind like a steel trap Remembers everything but her bar And there's a 20 year old vixen cousin by marriage Winking at me from behind a guitar Family members falling out left and right We decided we would hit the road So I fixed the flat tire and loaded up and readied to go We did our hugs and kisses and said our "good byes" My wife might have shed a few tears And someone in the back shouted words we were dreading "we hope to see you back next year!" They say everything ends badly, or else it wouldn't end
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