All Aboard Freestyle
Seven on a Good Day
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(Oh sheesh y'all t'was a dream) They be like seven (what?) Can you teach me how to dougie I saw you at the semi formal you can boogie I would you book you for a bar mitzvah As one of the guys that motivates kids To get the f*ck up and dance the bitches Up on the stage and in the mixes I mean seriously whats your hourly rate I double that I'm jewish so I'm rich that's destiny's fate Oh your jewish too I had no clue because you look great Let's set up a time to meet how's Friday okay These are ordinary conversations I have my life You'd think I'm crazy by the way these people come up to me and cry They say seven you made my day don't go away Until I get a picture of your face next to mine I know you think I'm insane But You're kinda like my hero What are you eating? Oh a gyro Whattya say that me and you go sit down and procreate? I say normally I'm kinda picky but this apple juice got me feeling silly Hop in the caboose in my truck I can find a way to make your day And now for some metaphors I'll use to brag about my life I'm scary like the Tiger King the way I go and tame the mic I'm like Mike the way I overdose on this beat till I'm comatose It's hot like the sand beneath my toes I'm hungry for more like pack of nematodes Even though I see the gold In front of me I don't approach I take my time I'm in no rush You start to run How typical I compliment your girl and now you know she's blushing It's only a matter of time before the two of us are lusting Don't be worried I'm a conscientious guy After I take your girl I'll get you set up on match.com and other websites (I mean it's pretty crazy that they only have 11 percent success considering that's what they do) I got ice on my wrist I hurt it playing golf The only drip I have is from the sink that won't go off My dog has got a shlong that make bitches all go crazy People come to me asking for some sperm and I say maybe I mean that's really not my call I would ask him but he's a dog We can exchange information And maybe our dogs'll hit it off And by the way that's an actual thing that happened Somebody asked me for my dog to have sex with her dog You see I'm on another level like I'm playing super Mario But my cardiovascular system is a sorry show I don't smoke but my asthma's got me coughing like I'm super old I use to dream of Super Bowl but I'm better off in puppy bowl Back up Terry Put it in reverse Terry Oh lord Lord please Oh lord I use to go sub six minutes in a mile and now I can't even go Down the road and the back before I collapse into a fetus hold I mean to boast about my life but it winds up slapping me back in the face Because the fact of matter is that I'm not a rapper And I'm a disgrace for thinking anything other than the fact That I'm jewish in a place where I don't belong And yet the song drums on and on Anyway I'm gonna rap pretty fast I'm running up numbers you can't even fathom I'm making transactions you can't run around 'em I bought a mansion and a moat to surround 'em I'm just getting started all you gather round me I'm closing some deals then closing another Buy mom a new house then got one for brother I keep it in family don't trust any other Got a couple a friends that I keep in my cover First track hits the radio people start spazzing Third track hits the stage all around me they gassed up Fifth track hits the billboard it's not surprising Sixth track I'm a nominee I'm at the Grammys Eighth track I'm a winner and I'm thanking my Grammy Thank Cappy and Archie for all that they gave me One time for my mother one time for my father I took what I learned now they raising a starter (No I'm just kidding I stitched that together afterwards)
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