Latte Larry's
Jeff Porter
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Let’s take 'em back to season seven where it all began Mocha Joe you’re the biggest scum bag in all the land It started off when you went and handled the jumper cables The problem is you didn’t get that it was just a favor Nothing in return, simply being kind You think you really deserve a tip well you lost your mind And then I tried to go get your beans but your store was closed I sat in traffic you little bastard this shit is madness Gettin’ competitive ‘bout to open a spite store Nothing is out of the question I’ll start a price war Used to be friends at first but now that shit is ruined I’m gonna prove it you can even ask Richard Lewis Gotta be shittin' me servin’ up all that cold coffee Not to mention your fuckin tables are so wobbly Don’t even get me started on those super awful scones Mocha Joe, I’ve had enough you better watch your tone We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to mocha joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s And then your mother I think her name was Mocha Jane She’s so insane you better tell her to stay in her lane She got mad because I parked inside the handicap Alright lady you know what? Fucking relax I can’t come here again, I swear I hate this shit What kind of coffee shop doesn’t serve any danishes You’re being sneaky and dirty is what I’m speculating I keep it clean... there’s no toilets for defecating What kind of bullshit is this, I really need some answers I can’t believe your brand ambassador is Ted Danson We got the heated cups and you could never get these I’ll go to weddings in Mexico for the best beans Keep on flowing cuz you know I got the dope raps And did I mention,we even got a coat rack Best coffee in the land, yeah you fuckin right Come on down and have yourself a nice cup of spite We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to mocha joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s We came to flow, in case you didn’t know Down at Latte Larry’s We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
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