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Jeff Porter

Jeffrey Issack Porter (born November 27, 1985) is an American track and field athlete who competes in the 110-meter hurdles. He has a personal best of 13.08 seconds for the event. He gained a spot on the American Olympic team by coming third at the 2012 United States Olympic Trials. He repeated his third place at the 2016 United States Olympic Trials to make his second Olympic team. On June 25, 2017, he announced his retirement from track and field. He competed for the University of Michigan collegiately and was the 2007 NCAA indoor champion in the 60-meter hurdles. He represented his country at the 2011 Pan American Games, coming fourth in the hurdles, and the 2012 Summer Olympics, reaching the semi-finals. He is married to another hurdler, Tiffany Porter, w… more »

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Let’s take 'em back to season seven where it all began
Mocha Joe you’re the biggest scum bag in all the land
It started off when you went and handled the jumper cables
The problem is you didn’t get that it was just a favor
Nothing in return, simply being kind
You think you really deserve a tip well you lost your mind
And then I tried to go get your beans but your store was closed
I sat in traffic you little bastard this shit is madness
Gettin’ competitive ‘bout to open a spite store
Nothing is out of the question I’ll start a price war
Used to be friends at first but now that shit is ruined
I’m gonna prove it you can even ask Richard Lewis
Gotta be shittin' me servin’ up all that cold coffee
Not to mention your fuckin tables are so wobbly
Don’t even get me started on those super awful scones
Mocha Joe, I’ve had enough you better watch your tone
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to mocha joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
And then your mother I think her name was Mocha Jane
She’s so insane you better tell her to stay in her lane
She got mad because I parked inside the handicap
Alright lady you know what? Fucking relax
I can’t come here again, I swear I hate this shit
What kind of coffee shop doesn’t serve any danishes
You’re being sneaky and dirty is what I’m speculating
I keep it clean... there’s no toilets for defecating
What kind of bullshit is this, I really need some answers
I can’t believe your brand ambassador is Ted Danson
We got the heated cups and you could never get these
I’ll go to weddings in Mexico for the best beans
Keep on flowing cuz you know I got the dope raps
And did I mention,we even got a coat rack
Best coffee in the land, yeah you fuckin right
Come on down and have yourself a nice cup of spite
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to mocha joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s
We came to flow, in case you didn’t know
Down at Latte Larry’s
We don’t go to Mocha Joe’s

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