Thin Panda
Melted Moonbeams
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Yellow octopus brain, floating in the air Scarin' all the people but the chemists don't care They're here for the research, the chance for growth They'll use its juices in a drug, or a bomb, or maybe both Microscopic eggs are created when you speak They like to talk about Trotsky, but they don't let their yolks leak Then their cover would blow And before you would know All your sense of reality Would crumble and go The mythic red llama wishes you good sight For he knows you'll surely need it On your first jungle flight Look! A giant blue monkey that so peacefully sings A glowing, shaved toucan without any wings See, the Thin Panda is as rare As all of these things Thin Panda A pink majestic kangaroo appeared in my kitchen It hopped over to the table and glared at me with suspicion It growled, "What brings you here? This is my sacred dwelling!" I said, "I guess I just conquered it, without any telling." With a hiss and a huff, the kangaroo sadly surrendered It made a vortex with its paws, bounced over, and entered Into another dimension, never to be seen again I was unfazed by all this; It was 4 A.M If this event or this vision begins to command ya, Know that it is as rare As the Thin Panda Thin Panda Vampiric crusty rabbits Have wings made out of cheese They fly around the city And give people fleas The businessmen chuckle As they feast with their eyes They've found another trend On which they'll capitalize There stands a sugar volcano Within everyone's intestines It explodes every time You make emotional investments The feeling goes unnoticed All throughout your mind In the veiny lumps of your brain That you will never find Your conscious is a cave Of prophets and madmen Their wise words will echo Like the howl of a dragon Carry out these messages to all of the people And if no one understands ya Tell 'em its the divine and sublime rarities Of the Thin Panda
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