Thin Panda

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Yellow octopus brain, floating in the air 
Scarin' all the people but the chemists don't care 
They're here for the research, the chance for growth 
They'll use its juices in a drug, or a bomb, or maybe both 
Microscopic eggs are created when you speak 
They like to talk about Trotsky, but they don't let their yolks leak 
Then their cover would blow 
And before you would know 
All your sense of reality 
Would crumble and go 
The mythic red llama wishes you good sight 
For he knows you'll surely need it 
On your first jungle flight 
Look! 

A giant blue monkey that so peacefully sings 
A glowing, shaved toucan without any wings 
See, the Thin Panda is as rare 
As all of these things 

Thin Panda 

A pink majestic kangaroo appeared in my kitchen 
It hopped over to the table and glared at me with suspicion 
It growled, "What brings you here? This is my sacred dwelling!" 
I said, "I guess I just conquered it, without any telling." 
With a hiss and a huff, the kangaroo sadly surrendered 
It made a vortex with its paws, bounced over, and entered 
Into another dimension, never to be seen again 
I was unfazed by all this; It was 4 A.M 
If this event or this vision begins to command ya, 
Know that it is as rare 
As the Thin Panda 

Thin Panda 

Vampiric crusty rabbits 
Have wings made out of cheese 
They fly around the city 
And give people fleas 
The businessmen chuckle 
As they feast with their eyes 
They've found another trend 
On which they'll capitalize 
There stands a sugar volcano 
Within everyone's intestines 
It explodes every time 
You make emotional investments 
The feeling goes unnoticed 
All throughout your mind 
In the veiny lumps of your brain 
That you will never find 
Your conscious is a cave 
Of prophets and madmen 
Their wise words will echo 
Like the howl of a dragon 
Carry out these messages to all of the people 
And if no one understands ya 
Tell 'em its the divine and sublime rarities 
Of the Thin Panda

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