Ashitaka Balboa (feat. Heavy Flow & Yung Kielbasa)
Perfectly Adequate Whales
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Got more respect than M. Night Shyamalan Dick in yo mouth, hoe too bad you can't sing along Check your Snapchat, just sent nudes Did it again, just me being rude Rapid-fire zoom pans of my balls can be seen bulging in my overalls Zamboni my semen off a Shrek DVD, spin my dick like the hammer of King Dedede Loaded up the bong and I'm ready to hit Hot momma by my side rubbing her clit She says that our rhymes are fucking lit I'ma launch that pussy into orbit Watch that Miyazaki while I drink that hot Ovaltine Dressed up as a spooky dog for Halloween Have this reoccurring dream where I'm trapped in a limousine And I'm playing Cranium Cadoo with Alf and Mr. Clean Haters mad, spraying their hate over Muy Dank They just mad we made twenty-one dollars in one day Own the Bandcamp donation game like Dexter owns that lab Money signs in my eyes, call me Mr. Krabs So we're getting all this money we just don't give a f*ck 'Cause our only real problem's handling bills and getting paper cuts Slam and shut the door on competition 'till we make enough Call us sluts and whores, we on a mission, y'all best toughen up Capri Sun in my right hand, Capri Sun in my left Chin up 'cause I only fucking speak in bass clef Lead me to the microwave 'cause I'm a fucking chef I'm eating most of this pussy, guess you can have what's left Loaded up the bong and I'm ready to hit Hot buddy by my side rubbing his dick He says that our rhymes are fucking lit I'ma launch his ballsack into orbit I bathe in money, weed, ripsticks, and exotic dancers Make your butthole clench harder than when you're playing Tony Hawk and you're in the middle of a huge combo And you try to do a spine transfer but you end up accidentally end up doing a hip transfer Paralyzed from the face down 'cause I'm too fucking gangster F*ck a bitch and then I shank her, there ain't no whale rapper danker (Hmm) I own a space station just to cum in zero gravity I spend my cash lavishly and I know that you're all mad at me But I started from the bottom, cleaning shit out of a bathroom stall Check your privilege, I rose to the top like Biggie Smalls My flow don't stop like a waterfall, these hoes go "shlop" when they lick my balls (Hmm) Like Yo-Yo Ma, I'ma rub that G-string hard on stage at a concert hall These other rappers write rhymes but they're crumbier than cookies These other producers make beats but they are not good beats (Hmm) I checked Myspace to see if there's a party tonight and it said there should be Throw the cat in the microwave because tonight, we're eating pussy (Hmm) You're a bunch of fuckheads, wishing that your rhymes would suck less I'm a success, the Grim Reaper only knocks on my door for buttsex Loaded up the hargle and I'm ready to floob Hot schlumbo by my side rubbing their quarg They say that our music is really good Flooby shnook ka-doonga a-blookie harjeeblargee This track is hot enough to kill a small child Catch me on an episode of Whales Gone Wild Bitches are like, "Krill Killa, why you so vile?" Whatever bitch, now f*ck me in the ass (wow) I deliver my sack to more bitches than Santa Claus Spit fire so hot, it's like you're going through menopause Here's a picture of my dick with China for reference Call me a wing ding doodle one more time and I'll poop in your vas deferens My beefs with other rappers don't last too long 'cause pretty soon I ship their dick to Hong Kong You wake up in the morning and check your thong, you exclaim to the gods, "Where's my shlong!" Call me Angela Davis 'cause I'm as guilty as Angela Davis My pubes are three meters long, there ain't no need to shave this I replaced rudolph 'cause my dick is so shiny I'll f*ck your mom and your girlfriend and make you say "blimey" I pack more dong than the central bank of Vietnam Get more ripped than Donkey Kong when I hit the bong Blow more smoke than Thomas the Tank Engine Boner so large, it's beyond comprehension To compare it to others, you need a logarithmic scale Turn off the lights, read titties like braille I cheat on my girlfriend with whole milk I hope she doesn't find out 'cause that would be a fail
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Written by: Benjamin Humy, Connor Castro, Grant Simmons, Sean Miller
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