Ashitaka Balboa (feat. Heavy Flow & Yung Kielbasa)

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Perfectly Adequate Whales

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Got more respect than M. Night Shyamalan
Dick in yo mouth, hoe too bad you can't sing along
Check your Snapchat, just sent nudes
Did it again, just me being rude
Rapid-fire zoom pans of my balls can be seen bulging in my overalls
Zamboni my semen off a Shrek DVD, spin my dick like the hammer of King Dedede

Loaded up the bong and I'm ready to hit
Hot momma by my side rubbing her clit
She says that our rhymes are fucking lit
I'ma launch that pussy into orbit

Watch that Miyazaki while I drink that hot Ovaltine
Dressed up as a spooky dog for Halloween
Have this reoccurring dream where I'm trapped in a limousine
And I'm playing Cranium Cadoo with Alf and Mr. Clean
Haters mad, spraying their hate over Muy Dank
They just mad we made twenty-one dollars in one day
Own the Bandcamp donation game like Dexter owns that lab
Money signs in my eyes, call me Mr. Krabs

So we're getting all this money we just don't give a f*ck
'Cause our only real problem's handling bills and getting paper cuts
Slam and shut the door on competition 'till we make enough
Call us sluts and whores, we on a mission, y'all best toughen up
Capri Sun in my right hand, Capri Sun in my left
Chin up 'cause I only fucking speak in bass clef
Lead me to the microwave 'cause I'm a fucking chef
I'm eating most of this pussy, guess you can have what's left

Loaded up the bong and I'm ready to hit
Hot buddy by my side rubbing his dick
He says that our rhymes are fucking lit
I'ma launch his ballsack into orbit

I bathe in money, weed, ripsticks, and exotic dancers
Make your butthole clench harder than when you're playing Tony Hawk and you're in the middle of a huge combo And you try to do a spine transfer but you end up accidentally end up doing a hip transfer
Paralyzed from the face down 'cause I'm too fucking gangster
F*ck a bitch and then I shank her, there ain't no whale rapper danker (Hmm)
I own a space station just to cum in zero gravity
I spend my cash lavishly and I know that you're all mad at me
But I started from the bottom, cleaning shit out of a bathroom stall
Check your privilege,  I rose to the top like Biggie Smalls
My flow don't stop like a waterfall, these hoes go "shlop" when they lick my balls (Hmm)
Like Yo-Yo Ma, I'ma rub that G-string hard on stage at a concert hall
These other rappers write rhymes but they're crumbier than cookies
These other producers make beats but they are not good beats (Hmm)
I checked Myspace to see if there's a party tonight and it said there should be
Throw the cat in the microwave because tonight, we're eating pussy (Hmm)
You're a bunch of fuckheads, wishing that your rhymes would suck less
I'm a success, the Grim Reaper only knocks on my door for buttsex

Loaded up the hargle and I'm ready to floob
Hot schlumbo by my side rubbing their quarg
They say that our music is really good
Flooby shnook ka-doonga a-blookie harjeeblargee

This track is hot enough to kill a small child
Catch me on an episode of Whales Gone Wild
Bitches are like, "Krill Killa, why you so vile?"
Whatever bitch, now f*ck me in the ass (wow)
I deliver my sack to more bitches than Santa Claus
Spit fire so hot, it's like you're going through menopause
Here's a picture of my dick with China for reference
Call me a wing ding doodle one more time and I'll poop in your vas deferens
My beefs with other rappers don't last too long 'cause pretty soon I ship their dick to Hong Kong
You wake up in the morning and check your thong, you exclaim to the gods, "Where's my shlong!"
Call me Angela Davis 'cause I'm as guilty as Angela Davis
My pubes are three meters long, there ain't no need to shave this
I replaced rudolph 'cause my dick is so shiny
I'll f*ck your mom and your girlfriend and make you say "blimey"

I pack more dong than the central bank of Vietnam
Get more ripped than Donkey Kong when I hit the bong
Blow more smoke than Thomas the Tank Engine
Boner so large, it's beyond comprehension
To compare it to others, you need a logarithmic scale
Turn off the lights, read titties like braille
I cheat on my girlfriend with whole milk
I hope she doesn't find out 'cause that would be a fail

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