Chrismysteries
Johnathan Boggarty and the Yoghurt Man
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There is a nervous girl with a contraband harmonica Roaming through the deserts, climbing sand dunes She has cigarettes aplenty in her back pocket And a head with some great classic banging tunes It's been fifteen Christmases Since I've thought of you last Since that time I've had a think And I don't understand your past You're listening to a tale here About a woman who must And what she must do, Is find the truth about Christmas This woman is starving She's made it her choice As she explains her actions At the top of her voice I won't stop trying to find you Until the truth I am told From the day you were born until the day you died How were you only four months old? How were you only four months old? How were you only four months old? How, How? Something is wrong in her mind This isn't the only Christmas flaw Something is challenging her thoughts About the big man, who ha's ho's and haws There's something very off about you I can feel it in my knees Your mystery flows through my shattered AI mind Like it's flying through a summer breeze That's it Once again she shouts That's it That's it You endorse your coca cola But to fly, you still need reindeers to pull If you need some wings then Why don't you endorse Red Bull Don't think you're out of the picture Jesus Your miracles are outweighed by illusions you hold Sure, you cured a blind person How were you only four months old? How were you only four months old When I was younger I was more than just a child I may have been a baby But in experience I was mild But LEDS-shush Reindeer fees-shush What is AD-shush Nativity-shush How about you shush now? Sure I have cataracts but I still can see You two aren't Jesus and Santa Claus You are the Yoghurt Man and Johnathan Boggarty Yoghurt man You tricked me How could you expose my vulnerability And John B You foolish man Now I'll have to request a computer ban My narrator Chris mysteries: Susan, Yes? You stabbed a blade into my nurturing AI breast Gave me false hope All the signs Yet I couldn't take it, I was just as blind Jesus Christs gloried hole spewing false prophecies' Santa Claus turning to a tragedy Pretending to be better but you're just John Boggarty Your Yoghurt makes me sick to my very knees Mr Chris Mysteries stop narrating me How could I believe so ashamedly Never will I ever think with certainty These sand dunes are not very eco-friendly You listeners, all six of you, I envy
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