The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) (Extended Lance Remix)
Retro Posse
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You see I figure it's about time to tell you all how this song got to be You see I'm playing this gig up in the middle of butt f*ck nowhere Got to bed real late Had some little fine ass filly sitting in the bed right next to me You know the kinda girl that everybody ropes, everybody rides on 5 o'clock in the morning I got woken up by all these dame fiddle players Crawled out of bed Froze my ass off cause the god damn heater didn't work So I figured I had to stay up Write this song Make some money So I could buy some gas And get my ass out of this god damn one horse town Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a f*ck I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo It's an allemande left, and allemande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right Get off the stage you god damn dude you know You piss me off You fucking jerk You get on my nerves Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo It's an allemande left, and allemande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right Get off the stage you god damn dude come on, You piss me off You fucking jerk You're getting on my nerves Everybody ropes, everybody rides We're off to the rodeo tonight Everybody ropes, everybody rides We're off to the rodeo tonight Disco sucks Oh honey What the hell did they do to my song anyway Hahahahahaha You see a lot of people coming up asking me Saying hey, why does Johnny only have one ball Well, you see the truth of it is His balls out in the middle of a farmers field As the result of a tragic farming accident Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a f*ck I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo It's an allemande left, and allemande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right stepsright Get off the stage you goddamn dude, you know, you piss me off You fucking jerk You get on my nerve Everybody ropes, everybody rides We're off to the rodeo tonight Everybody ropes, everybody rides We're off to the rodeo tonight You piss me off You piss me off You piss me off You piss me off You piss me off You piss me off You piss me off Butt f*ck Butt f*ck Butt f*ck Everybody ropes everybody rides on fine ass filly's Butt f*ck Everybody ropes everybody rides on fine ass filly's Butt f*ck Butt f*ck
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Written by: Brian Degenstien, Don Stannard, Gaye Delorme
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