The Rodeo Song (Everybody Ropes, Everybody Rides) (Extended Lance Remix)

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You see I figure it's about time to tell you all how this song got to be
You see I'm playing this gig up in the middle of butt f*ck nowhere
Got to bed real late
Had some little fine ass filly sitting in the bed right next to me
You know the kinda girl that everybody ropes, everybody rides on
5 o'clock in the morning I got woken up by all these dame fiddle players
Crawled out of bed
Froze my ass off cause the god damn heater didn't work
So I figured I had to stay up
Write this song
Make some money
So I could buy some gas
And get my ass out of this god damn one horse town

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a f*ck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude you know
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right steps right
Get off the stage you god damn dude come on,
You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You're getting on my nerves

Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight

Disco sucks
Oh honey
What the hell did they do to my song anyway
Hahahahahaha
You see a lot of people coming up asking me
Saying hey, why does Johnny only have one ball
Well, you see the truth of it is
His balls out in the middle of a farmers field
As the result of a tragic farming accident

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a f*ck
I got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right stepsright
Get off the stage you goddamn dude, you know,
you piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerve

Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight
Everybody ropes, everybody rides
We're off to the rodeo tonight

You piss me off
You piss me off
You piss me off
You piss me off
You piss me off
You piss me off

You piss me off
Butt f*ck
Butt f*ck
Butt f*ck

Everybody ropes everybody rides on fine ass filly's
Butt f*ck
Everybody ropes everybody rides on fine ass filly's
Butt f*ck

Butt f*ck

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