There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative
NOFX
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I don't feel like movin' Don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today I barely feel like rollin' There's no way I'm rockin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking Hey hey hey When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend told me that He's just really lazy So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time He maybe smart but to me he's Just a creepy narcoleptic mime I wanna be like Stephen So I'm gonna walk uneven And havin' trouble breathin' hey, hey hey I'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try to drink a Cheeseburger through a straw And make my hand look more Like a lobster claw hey, hey hey But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth Are startin' to sag I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube 'Cause he's so lazy that he Poops in a colostomy bag Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give me somethin' to believe in Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen, oh Stephen Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'? Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give us all a super creepy feelin'
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Written by: Michael John Burkett
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