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NOFX (/ˌnɵɛfˈɛks/) is an American punk rock band from Los Angeles, California (later relocating to San Francisco). The band was formed in 1983 by vocalist/bassist Fat Mike and guitarist Eric Melvin. Drummer Erik Sandin joined NOFX shortly after. In 1991, El Hefe joined to play lead guitar and trumpet, rounding out the current line-up. The band rose to popularity with their fifth studio album Punk in Drublic (1994), which was certified gold in both the United States and Canada, and is now considered a classic punk album by fans and critics alike. Their seventh studio album So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes (1997) was also certified gold in Canada. NOFX's mainstream success was signified by a growing interest in punk rock during the 1990s, but unlike many of… more »

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I don't feel like movin'
Don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking
Hey hey hey

When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend told me that
He's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write
A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's
Just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' trouble breathin' hey, hey hey

I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a
Cheeseburger through a straw
And make my hand look more
Like a lobster claw hey, hey hey

But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth
Are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he
Poops in a colostomy bag

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give us all a super creepy feelin'

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