Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

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Jon Cozart

Cozart's career in video started in middle school as a way to avoid writing papers, offering to make videos instead, and he continued this through high school. On July 17, 2011, Cozart uploaded "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds", which quickly became a viral video, with 52 million views as of August 2020.

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2011

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There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Lord Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo, Harry? You're a wizard

Harry goes to Hogwarts
he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides a snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can save
The Prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a fool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is as dead as can be
Oh

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
Seven horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry
Who often conquered death
But in one final battle between good and bad
He may take his final breath

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