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Hi Im a 14 year Old Boy that is writing a song for anyone to use to diss someone

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I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.


If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.



If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.


The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and fucking wait.


It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.


If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.


I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your fucking ass.


I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.


Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention fucking morons.


You're so fat you could sell shade.


Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?


Your lips keep moving but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah."


Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.


You'll never be the man your mother is.



Just because you have one doesn't mean you need to act like one.


I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.


Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.



Stupidity's not a crime, so you're free to go.


If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents.


Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news - they found your head.


No, those pants don't make you look fatter - how could they?



Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.



If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents




Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.


The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage?


Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be fucking unarmed


Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.


You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.


Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.


I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.



When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."



Quick - check your face! I just found your nose in my business.


It's better to let someone think you're stupid than open your mouth and prove it.


Hey, your village called - they want their idiot back.


Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?



You're such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were having a fucking lying competition.


I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bull.



I'd slap you but I don't want to make your face look any better.



I just stepped in something that was smarter than you... and smelled better too.


You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

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