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Now I'm A Baby

by Garrett Watts, Caleb Hurst, Andrew Siwicki, and Bruce Wiegner

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Oh man, people think that just ‘cus we can’t talk yet, that we babies don’t got something to say. But we do (Look) We ain't the same, 'cus I got no shame, All that I own, is my little name, When I be teething it hurt so I’m screaming I wake up your daddy I’m having bad dreams. I’m holding my blanket you’re holding your bills, I’m sipping my bottles and havin’ no splills You’re scared of your boss? I’m scared of the dark, Head Baby In Charge take me to the park! Yeah, I got little arms Who cares? I put, my toes in my mouth Who cares? (wahh) The only thing that, it seems I can't do, Is go down the stairs. I’m playing with blocks, while you’re checking your stocks, My life is just startin’ while yours is departin’ The doctor says “oh what a sweet little baby,” Girl you don’t know me, maybe (It’s too early to tell) One day I’ll be grown, and I’ll be on my own, But for now I’m a baby, but now I’m a baby. I’ll walk on two feet, and I’ll choose what I eat, But for now I’m a baby, but now I’m a baby. One day I’ll be grown, and I’ll be on my own, (But for now I’m a baby…) (I love you) I’m faded off infant milk, drinking my milk from my momma still. I kick and I scream and I cry and I whine ‘Til she give me her nip and I get my fill. And now I got poop in my diaper, (oh no) But I ain’t cleaning it up, (not my job) Boy am I thirsty, yeah, I know I just ate but please put some more milk in my cup. I need bottle, watch me waddle (waddle) to the whip and hit the throttle I’m, baby, driver, yeah, pull up to your girl And drive her where? Back to the crib, I put on my bib, You know that it’s time, for another sip, Yeah Rock-a-by rock-a-by me You doin’ your taxes I’m living for free, Baby Hop out the womb, hop in the jet, I hit the club, you hit the deck, Milk bottle service, sent to my section, Padded foam edges I’m fully protected, I like milk tepid, gold bib I’m flexin’, Yo’ momma calling me baby you not in school yet here’s a lesson, You are the worst, I am the best, Pull up to your blocks, I’m not impressed, I got the juice, don’t know how to speak, don’t know how to lose, I’m checked outta sight I’m thinking it’s dawn, 16 years older than me but I’m taking your sister to prom, I am the bae, I am the bee, Buzzing around, pretending to sleep, Those little dumb braces don’t stop me from moving I jump out the window (Like a weeee...) Louis V bag all packed Apple slices In a smaller Louis bag Little (ah-ha!) not a man I’m a baby that's a fact How I roll out in Vegas, with a stroller, 'til you go I’m posing fake ‘stache now I look a little older I still put my toes in my mouth, Who cares? I drink milk until I throw up, Who cares? I’m, gonna take a nap, Who cares? Who cares? One day I’ll be grown, and I’ll be on my own, But for now I’m a baby, but now I’m a baby, I’ll walk on two feet, and I’ll choose what I eat, But for now I’m a baby, but now I’m a baby, One day I’ll be grown, and I’ll be on my own, But for now I’m a baby, and now I’m a baby, I’ll walk on two feet, and I’ll choose what I eat, (But for now I’m a baby) (She calling me baby)

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