Song parody of
Not Today
by Jai Blizz
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Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Verse 1:
Never where the chumps be/ So haters wanna jump me
Blowin' on dat Blue Dream/ smellin' like skunk pee
Trappin' where the drunks be/
Never where the trunks be/
That ain't where the hammers is/
Shining like a amethyst/
Ya'll know ya'll don't don't really pump hard like ya grandma fist/
Sayin' that you do/ you know you frontin' like pajamma slits/
Been locked up from Stillwater to Rice Street/
Homie try to chump me/ bust ya head to da white meat/
You don't really like beef/
You softer than a bike seat/
Talkin' 'bout dope/ I can get it quite cheap/
Like yeast, I am the ingredient to make bread/
You fake hustler's keep falling off like a fake leg/
Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Verse 2:
Ayy, my nuts hang like a tire swing/
Gettin more pussy than yeast infection vagina cream/
Niggas say they beasts/ i'm the Lion King
On the grind/ runnin' through O's like a fire ring/
Shawty askin'- why don't I buy her things/
Jamster the only way a bitch'll get a "Diamond ring"/
Don't hit her from the back/ might fuck a lung up/
And everytime a hoe give me head/ I make her tongue nut/
Baby get a tongue-dom/
They go down quicker than the bridge in "London"/
Soft ass sweet niggas/ ridge in a muffin/
I'll lay a nigga out/ like the bridge is to dungeon/
Blizz keep it comin'/
Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Verse 1:
Never where the chumps be/ So haters wanna jump me
Blowin' on dat Blue Dream/ smellin' like skunk pee
Trappin' where the drunks be/
Never where the trunks be/
That ain't where the hammers is/
Shining like a amethyst/
Ya'll know ya'll don't don't really pump hard like ya grandma fist/
Sayin' that you do/ you know you frontin' like pajamma slits/
Been locked up from Stillwater to Rice Street/
Homie try to chump me/ bust ya head to da white meat/
You don't really like beef/
You softer than a bike seat/
Talkin' 'bout dope/ I can get it quite cheap/
Like yeast, I am the ingredient to make bread/
You fake hustler's keep falling off like a fake leg/
Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Verse 2:
Ayy, my nuts hang like a tire swing/
Gettin more pussy than yeast infection vagina cream/
Niggas say they beasts/ i'm the Lion King
On the grind/ runnin' through O's like a fire ring/
Shawty askin'- why don't I buy her things/
Jamster the only way a bitch'll get a "Diamond ring"/
Don't hit her from the back/ might fuck a lung up/
And everytime a hoe give me head/ I make her tongue nut/
Baby get a tongue-dom/
They go down quicker than the bridge in "London"/
Soft ass sweet niggas/ ridge in a muffin/
I'll lay a nigga out/ like the bridge is to dungeon/
Blizz keep it comin'/
Chorus:
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
Shawty what he say? (ayy)
Probably not today (ayy)
Hustlin' and and can't stop/
Pimpin' 'cause he love da game (gaame)
