Song parody of
Ambulance
by Chess At Breakfast
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Wouldn’t it make a lot of sense
for adherents to stick together forever and ever?
Or at least until the weather got better?
Mom, if you want me to make friends,
you'll have to take the chance again.
Cause…
Not everything ends in accidents,
Not everything ends in ambulance,
Not everything ends in severed limbs
Not everything ends
You can’t suck maturity from your grandfather’s oxygen tank
and you can’t fuck, no you can’t fuck — you cannot fuck the girl in your cake
and you can’t just let it be what it is and give it what it needs
without having an existential episode (Who are we? What’s it mean?)
(guitar solo)
Say it one more time
Not everything ends, much less fits
the crime. Back to the grind, kid -
Either bleed out or get the first aid kit
Not everything ends in accidents,
Not everything ends in ambulance,
Not everything ends in severed limbs,
Not everything ends
You can’t suck maturity from your grandfather’s oxygen tank
and you can’t fuck and you can’t fuck and you can’t fuck the girl in your cake
and you can’t just let it be what it is and give it what it needs
without having an existential episode (Who are we? What’s it mean?)
Wouldn’t it make a lot of sense
for adherents to stick together forever and ever?
Or at least until the weather got better?
Mom, if you want me to make friends,
you'll have to take the chance again.
Cause…
Not everything ends in accidents,
Not everything ends in ambulance,
Not everything ends in severed limbs
Not everything ends
You can’t suck maturity from your grandfather’s oxygen tank
and you can’t fuck, no you can’t fuck — you cannot fuck the girl in your cake
and you can’t just let it be what it is and give it what it needs
without having an existential episode (Who are we? What’s it mean?)
(guitar solo)
Say it one more time
Not everything ends, much less fits
the crime. Back to the grind, kid -
Either bleed out or get the first aid kit
Not everything ends in accidents,
Not everything ends in ambulance,
Not everything ends in severed limbs,
Not everything ends
You can’t suck maturity from your grandfather’s oxygen tank
and you can’t fuck and you can’t fuck and you can’t fuck the girl in your cake
and you can’t just let it be what it is and give it what it needs
without having an existential episode (Who are we? What’s it mean?)
