Song parody of
Jeff Hardy
by Booty Gum, Crewsont, & T.J. Freeq
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[Booty Gum]
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
[Crewsont]
Coming out the intro like I’m motherfucking Kano
I’m smash you in the head while I’m gettin' brain though
They call me Crewsont cuz I’m fat with no ankles
I’ma suplex you with my dad name is Pedro
I chew up the booty up like some gum I keep it really steamy
Fucking all these bitches even though I was primi
I'ma tag team your momma in my Lamborghini
I'ma John cena, block her number, can’t see me
[Booty Gum]
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
[T.J. Freeq]
Ima walk out on the stage fucked up.
Pull my dick out my britches if bitches say "What's Up?"
Throw my shirt at some strippers and make'em toss me a dollar.
And if they don't I'll snatch a mother fucker up by the collar!
Then make'em hit a God damn 450 splash onto a bar stool.
You gon' get yo muh'fuckin ass whooped like a cartoon.
Hoe, we go stupid dumb.
Make bitches coochies hum.
Ain't no one doing shit like Crewsont, Freeq and BOOTY GUM!
[Booty Gum]
Undisputed heavyweight champ
Skull fuck your bitch so hard
I'm leavin her with neck cramps
Your bars are below me
I get so much pussy
You'd think i did a rain dance
I get so much money
Bitch I'm from the country
I'm making yo bitch square dance
Hey
Strike up with the gang like we at the bowling lanes
You think you the shit but you just a fu fu lame
Cock that shit back shootin off the AK
Switchin up gears bitch i can't stay in my lane
Hittin the batista bomb
When I sound of the alarm
3 seconds you're pinned to the mat
Got no hubs on my car
But I drift in yo barn
Countin cheddar that's a big stack
Getting that ass asap
Damn I know you big mad
TNT champ when I come in yo camp
Gettin that win is what you lack
16 time champ you can call me ric flair
Apex predator RKO outta nowhere
Crewsont booty gum on the track
No that aint fair
Say goodbye till next time
All of yall take care haha
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
[Booty Gum]
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
[Crewsont]
Coming out the intro like I’m motherfucking Kano
I’m smash you in the head while I’m gettin' brain though
They call me Crewsont cuz I’m fat with no ankles
I’ma suplex you with my dad name is Pedro
I chew up the booty up like some gum I keep it really steamy
Fucking all these bitches even though I was primi
I'ma tag team your momma in my Lamborghini
I'ma John cena, block her number, can’t see me
[Booty Gum]
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
[T.J. Freeq]
Ima walk out on the stage fucked up.
Pull my dick out my britches if bitches say "What's Up?"
Throw my shirt at some strippers and make'em toss me a dollar.
And if they don't I'll snatch a mother fucker up by the collar!
Then make'em hit a God damn 450 splash onto a bar stool.
You gon' get yo muh'fuckin ass whooped like a cartoon.
Hoe, we go stupid dumb.
Make bitches coochies hum.
Ain't no one doing shit like Crewsont, Freeq and BOOTY GUM!
[Booty Gum]
Undisputed heavyweight champ
Skull fuck your bitch so hard
I'm leavin her with neck cramps
Your bars are below me
I get so much pussy
You'd think i did a rain dance
I get so much money
Bitch I'm from the country
I'm making yo bitch square dance
Hey
Strike up with the gang like we at the bowling lanes
You think you the shit but you just a fu fu lame
Cock that shit back shootin off the AK
Switchin up gears bitch i can't stay in my lane
Hittin the batista bomb
When I sound of the alarm
3 seconds you're pinned to the mat
Got no hubs on my car
But I drift in yo barn
Countin cheddar that's a big stack
Getting that ass asap
Damn I know you big mad
TNT champ when I come in yo camp
Gettin that win is what you lack
16 time champ you can call me ric flair
Apex predator RKO outta nowhere
Crewsont booty gum on the track
No that aint fair
Say goodbye till next time
All of yall take care haha
Bitch you soft
Your bars don't harm me
Fast
Like vin diesel at a car meet
You think that you hard
But yo girl is all up on me
Put you through a table swanton bomb jeff hardy
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
Swanton swanton swanton bomb
