Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)

I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone So naturally I thought I would take me a look insi-ide I saw so much food, there was water comin' fro-om my eye-eye Yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar An' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar Then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire-aire You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance I can't dance I am a man of the road, a hobo by name I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game But if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try-y-y my hand If you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would u-understand Hmmm, now wait a minute Of course I can dance of course I can dance I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance I can dance I can da-hance, I really hit the floor Ah it feels good, look at me dancin' I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova A little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino You should-a seen me movin', right across the floor Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' ba-ack for more I can dance, oh yes, I can dance Look at me dancin', the floors movin' I feel good, I can dance I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance