Song parody of

Everything Happens to Me

by Ken Song

Here's where you get creative! Use our cool song parody creator to make a totally new musical idea and lyrics for the Everything Happens to Me song by Ken Song.

Simply click on any word to get rhyming words suggestion to use instead of the original ones. You may also remove or alter entire lines if needed — when you're done save your work and share it with our community — have fun!

Black cats creep across my path Until I'm almost mad I must have 'roused the devil's wrath Cause all my luck is bad I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains I guess I'll go through life Just catchin' colds and missin' trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps And every time I play an ace My partner always trumps Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps Everything happens to me At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to end despair But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and phoned I send an "Airmail Special" too Your answer was "Goodbye" And there was even postage due I fell in love just once And then it had to be with you Everything happens to me

Done creating your parody?

Don't keep it to yourself! Save it now so you can share it with the rest of the world!

The Web's Largest Resource for

Music, Songs & Lyrics

A Member Of The STANDS4 Network

Browse Lyrics.com

#A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Our awesome collection of

Promoted Songs

Quiz

Are you a music master?

Finish The Weeknd's lyric: “Ooh, I’m ___ by the lights No I can’t sleep until I feel your _”.

A Shaken, kiss

B Dragged, love

C Blinded, touch

D Trusted, skin

On Radio Right Now

Think you know music? Test your MusicIQ here!

Movies soundtrack