Song parody of
If I Can Find a Clean Shirt
by Waylon Jennings
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Come on now, Willie,
Don't look at me that way.
I know you like a paperback book,
'cause I've read every page.
I know what you're thinkin',
And I don't think you're thinkin' at all.
This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to:
The one with the perfect recall.
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight.
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives.
All the women are crazy, they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
Wait a minute, Waylon,
I ain't said a thing about that.
Sometimes I just like to wear my spurs,
And my old Mexican hat.
But we sure had fun the last time,
That we were down there.
And when we woke up, you had that weird tattoo,
And somebody had curled my hair.
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight.
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives.
All the women are crazy, they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
All the women are crazy, and they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
Come on now, Willie,
Don't look at me that way.
I know you like a paperback book,
'cause I've read every page.
I know what you're thinkin',
And I don't think you're thinkin' at all.
This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to:
The one with the perfect recall.
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight.
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives.
All the women are crazy, they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
Wait a minute, Waylon,
I ain't said a thing about that.
Sometimes I just like to wear my spurs,
And my old Mexican hat.
But we sure had fun the last time,
That we were down there.
And when we woke up, you had that weird tattoo,
And somebody had curled my hair.
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight.
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives.
All the women are crazy, they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
All the women are crazy, and they like to party 'til daylight.
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might.
