Banjo Boy

I want to be a rock star And travel really far And buy me a big expensive car And make lots of money and find me a honey And live in nice big house where it's sunny With a pool and I'll be cool I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big I'll have parties and friends and places to go The only problem is I play the banjo I play the banjo I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a Funkadelic punk-rock groover A cross between Bela Fleck And Eddie Vedder but better I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows The only problem is I play the banjo I play the banjo Well, I play the banjo Play the banjo Play the banjo I play the banjo I play the banjo I say hear me boys, here my rhyme I'm picking on the banjo all the time I say hear me boys, here my song Picking on the banjo all day long Pick I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine And everywhere I go my fans will scream "Hey banjo boy, we love you I wish that we could all play the banjo too!" And you'll see me on the TV talk show With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno The only problem is I play the banjo I play the banjo Play the banjo Play the banjo I play the banjo