Song parody of
Sgt. Rock (Is Going to Help Me)
by XTC
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I'm enlisting, overseas aid
Need assisting, help with a maid
Get the expert, on mademoiselles
He could diffuse, any bombshell
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
I'm invading, territories
Girls are foreign and strange to me
Get the expert, at kissing and stuff
While he stays easy, when things get rough
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
Sometimes relationships don't go as planned
Some girls can make themselves so cold
A no-mans land
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
I'm enlisting, overseas aid
Need assisting, help with a maid
Get the expert, on mademoiselles
He could diffuse, any bombshell
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
I'm invading, territories
Girls are foreign and strange to me
Get the expert, at kissing and stuff
While he stays easy, when things get rough
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
Sometimes relationships don't go as planned
Some girls can make themselves so cold
A no-mans land
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
