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Loser
by Jerry Garcia
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If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn
I could arm a town the size of Ebony
Don?cha push me, baby, 'cause I'm all alone
And you know I'm only in it for the gold
All that I am asking for is ten gold dollars
And I could pay you back with one good hand
You can look around across the white world over
And you'll never find another on this man
Last man here in the country, sweet Susie
Last man here in the town
Put your gold money where your love is, baby
Before you let my dear go down, go down
Don?cha push me, baby, 'cause I'm all alone
Well, I know a little something you won't never know
Don'cha touch hard liquor, just the cup of cold cold feet
Gonna get up in the morning and go
Everybody?s breakin' and drinkin' that wine
I can tell the queen of diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on inside strait
Well, I got no chance of losin' this time
Well, I got no chance of losin' this time
Well, I've got no chance of losin' this time
If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn
I could arm a town the size of Ebony
Don?cha push me, baby, 'cause I'm all alone
And you know I'm only in it for the gold
All that I am asking for is ten gold dollars
And I could pay you back with one good hand
You can look around across the white world over
And you'll never find another on this man
Last man here in the country, sweet Susie
Last man here in the town
Put your gold money where your love is, baby
Before you let my dear go down, go down
Don?cha push me, baby, 'cause I'm all alone
Well, I know a little something you won't never know
Don'cha touch hard liquor, just the cup of cold cold feet
Gonna get up in the morning and go
Everybody?s breakin' and drinkin' that wine
I can tell the queen of diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on inside strait
Well, I got no chance of losin' this time
Well, I got no chance of losin' this time
Well, I've got no chance of losin' this time