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Down for the Count
by Bowling for Soup
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Ladies and Gentlemen
In this corner weighting in at one hundred and thirty one pounds
I'm sorry correction one hundred and twenty six pounds
Is the girl that broke my heart
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile
Draws me in every time.
Some call a medic 'cause I think she's going to strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the night stand
Holds the picture in the heart shaped, that we bought at target
Yes, I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it.
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Lets get ready for verse number 2
The Message on the cell says she waiting on the call from
Me to tell that I'm sorry and I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Except that I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard is up and I'm fighting dirty.
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
7-8-9-10 Knock out!
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world
And I'm begging to be
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Ladies and Gentlemen
In this corner weighting in at one hundred and thirty one pounds
I'm sorry correction one hundred and twenty six pounds
Is the girl that broke my heart
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile
Draws me in every time.
Some call a medic 'cause I think she's going to strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the night stand
Holds the picture in the heart shaped, that we bought at target
Yes, I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it.
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Lets get ready for verse number 2
The Message on the cell says she waiting on the call from
Me to tell that I'm sorry and I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Except that I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard is up and I'm fighting dirty.
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
7-8-9-10 Knock out!
It seems on I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world
And I'm begging to be
Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the fucking bell would ring
