Song parody of
Jesus Is on the Main Line
by Aerosmith
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Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Call him up and tell him what you want
Yeah, he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
I said, he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
Oh he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
If you're sick and you can't get well, just tell him what you want
If you're sick and you can't get well, just tell him what you want
Yeah, if you're sick and you can't get well, tell him what you want
Call him up and tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Yeah, Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Call him up and tell him what you want
Yeah, he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
I said, he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
Oh he will come in a hurry, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
If you're sick and you can't get well, just tell him what you want
If you're sick and you can't get well, just tell him what you want
Yeah, if you're sick and you can't get well, tell him what you want
Call him up and tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want
Yeah, Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line, just tell him what you want
Oh, call him up and tell him what you want
