Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church but She doesn't go Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know Oh Scotty doesn't know oh So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know (So don't tell Scotty!) Fiona says she's out shoppin' But she's under me And I'm not stoppin' 'cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know ph (Don't tell Scotty!) I can't believe he's so trustin' While I'm right behind you thrustin' Fiona's got him on the phone And she's tryin' not to moan It's a three way call And he knows nothin', nothin' Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Don't tell Scotty 'cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know oh So don't tell Scotty We'll put on a show Everyone'll go Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know oh The parking lot, why not It's so cool when you're on top His front lawn, in the snow Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know I did her on his birthday Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Don't tell scotty Scotty doesn't know oh Scotty will know Scotty doesn't know Scotty's gotta know I'm gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself Scotty has to know Scotty has to know Scotty has to Scotty has to Scotty has to go Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know (Don't Tell Scotty!) Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know (Don't Tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know) Scotty doesn't Scotty doesn't Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty's gotta go