Short Short

Short, Short Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes I heard Short Dog settled down and tied the knot You think I'm dreaming, you think I fade 'em all and lied a lot My real friends know I always try to find me a woman But everywhere I go, bitches try to slide me something Now listen up, I try to make it quick I tell you about my greatest hits my latest flick was a porno 'Cuz I reached that level I fulfilled all my fantasies I passed several beautiful women, I'm a thrill seeker, a pro player My specialty is ex-cheerleaders, dancers, gymnasts and ballerinas They all hot like some halapenos If I released the names and pictures of all the bitches Drop everything you doing and call the missus She was young when she met me, so don't hate her I'm an entertainer and a master manipulator Short Dog, let them know Just how the game really goes I don't think they know The game is still not told Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes Now would it make you mad? Knowing Too Short had wine and laughs Candle-lit bubble baths, I hit that ass Way before you knew your bitch, she's kinda fast I still wanna do your bitch Take a chance, sit down and have a seat You know the saying, don't bring your girl 'round me Did you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs? Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs, fo' sho' She's the type that you had to marry You walked in the room and said Hallie Berry That's what she looked like so I put my thing up in her Rolled over and said goodnight When I woke up in the morning, she looked the same So I did the same thing to her, hooked her mayn I hit her two best friends first that's what I did She heard I was good in bed that's what they said Short Dog let them know Just how the game really goes I don't think they know The game is still not told Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes From 14-41, 4'11-6 feet Lil' mama was a big freak The 6 footer had her time with me I got some supermodel head on Miami Beach Then I finger fucked the woman on the plane next to me When it landed, the flight attendant had sex with me And they ask, “Is it the pimp in you?” I hit reporters morning after interviews Checking in, lil' cutie at the front desk All in my face, lookin' like she wants this Later on, she asks me to play her a song Getting nasty in my room with her uniform on I been with roommates, sisters, even twins Next door neighbors, so rose and best friends I got passed around the crew, willingly Until this very day they all feeling me Short Dog let them know Just how the game really goes I don't think they know The game is still not told Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes