Song parody of
Too Fat Polka
by Arthur Godfrey
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[Chorus:]
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.
I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat,
She's too fat,
She's too fat for me. Oh,
[Chorus]
She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.
[Chorus]
[Chorus:]
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.
I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat,
She's too fat,
She's too fat for me. Oh,
[Chorus]
She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.
[Chorus]