Song parody of
Introduction to the War of Women
by Joe Firstman
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And then she'd tell me
That women are only as evil as you let them be
When their luxuries are felonies
And they're killing me with all of that Goddamn jealousy
But I would still be your showman
And for only you I'd write
But you ain't giving me a bit of your time
And now I want you.
So listen to me closely
Leave this lush lazy-eyed and lonely
Then I'm going to want you
'Cause I can love you like all hell has broken loose
I'll be your light switch on the sun
And then she'd tell me
That women are only as evil as you let them be
When their luxuries are felonies
And they're killing me with all of that Goddamn jealousy
But I would still be your showman
And for only you I'd write
But you ain't giving me a bit of your time
And now I want you.
So listen to me closely
Leave this lush lazy-eyed and lonely
Then I'm going to want you
'Cause I can love you like all hell has broken loose
I'll be your light switch on the sun