I've Lost My Mummy

Just like the inside of any big shop, people were everywhere, Suddenly business was brought to a stop when a terrible yell hit the air... [chorus] I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa, I've lost my mummy. [deep, indrawn sob] I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa, I've lost my mummy! ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub. People all gathered to look at the lad, patted him on the head. [Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last? Turning to her the boy said... [repeat chorus] Down came the manager to fix up the mess, took the small boy aside, [Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address, With a lungful of air he replied... [repeat chorus] Well just then his mother appeared on the spot, gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack] [Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost! and the little boy's voice floated back... I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa, I've found my mummy. [deep, indrawn sob] I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa, I've found my mummy! No mummy, I don't want to go, no mummy I don't want to, no mummy! [applause]