Let Me In

Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity That depends...before or after I hit puberty? I was six watchin hoes slob The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season I'll take your slore home, Let her pick her favorite thong, Play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song Make sure the handycam is on Fuck a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on And any other family member with tits and a cunt Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?" Cuz.. If it's a dick you want, I got inches If it's a chick you want, I got bitches Whether lesbian, or the best of friends You can spread your legs open and let me it What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock? Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop? Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you'll get it Six four and I'll fuck the shit out of a midget Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen I'm not sure which bitch to bone next I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits' To which of you bitches am I givin it to? When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now Let me stick my dick in you If it's a dick you want, I got inches If it's a chick you want, I got bitches Whether lesbian, or the best of friends You can spread your legs open and let me it If it's a dick you want, I got inches If it's a chick you want, I got bitches Whether lesbian, or the best of friends You can spread your legs open and let me it In the middle of the night, Pillow fight, With a widow and a dyke Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right To my left is the dyke, As I bite on the nipple of her tit, Pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit Tape it and sell it off the net For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches After I came, fucked em with they own leg They ain't know the difference Your cunt's wet and your pants are soaked with it I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it I want you to suck just like the antedote's in it All you strong women claimin queen to the universe, I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt So the moral of the story Is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy