Song parody of
Penetration
by Pedro the Lion
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Have you ever seen and idealist
With gray hairs on his head
Or successful men that keep in touch
With unsuccessful friends
You only think you did
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
The it isn't worth the kiss
We're so sorry sir
But you did not quite make
The cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you
Cleared you stuff on out by five
Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier
You should look at it
From our perspective
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth the kiss
Have you ever seen and idealist
With gray hairs on his head
Or successful men that keep in touch
With unsuccessful friends
You only think you did
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
The it isn't worth the kiss
We're so sorry sir
But you did not quite make
The cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you
Cleared you stuff on out by five
Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier
You should look at it
From our perspective
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth the kiss
