Who Done It?

It was a rainy night And all the windows were tight And there were thirteen people in the house The owner and his wife The butler and his wife Cook with her knife A couple named Smythe The Andersons were there With another strange pair And the scary caretaker and me The clock struck one, there was the sound of a gun And I heard somebody run away And the twelve who were alive had terror in their eyes And I overheard the Andersons say Who could have done it? Who could have done it And I wonder where's the cook and her knife Madam, said Adam, with his wife by his side, It was the shot we heard that took her life The other couple named Sloan and I ran to the phone To call the police, but just then All the power went out And we heard a great shout And we knew for some-one else it was the end And when the power came on We were shocked with alarm For instead of being twelve we were ten Who could have done it? Who could have done it? The Andersons were such a nice pair Now the owner and his wife Both afraid of their life So they hurried to the door to run away But before they got there There was a whistle through the air, Then another, then they both had passed away There were seven of us let now Afraid of death now But I knew it wasn't me or the Sloans Cause when the power went out And we heard the others shout We were out there in the hallway on the phone That left the butler and his wife And the couple named Smythe And the old scary caretaker too So the Sloans and I Who were both afraid to die Had to think of something quick we could do So we called the Smythes And the butler and his wife And we gathered in the drawing room But before we could call for the caretaker too It was too late for he had met his doom It looked like poison That left five, five, five were still alive The Sloans, the Smythes and myself Once again the lights went out and I heard a great shout From both the Smythes and the Sloans And then the light went on again And I looked around again And everybody was dead And I was alone Well, I must have past out For the next thing I knew I was awakened with my hands in chains There was a man with a gun And he said don't bother son You'll have plenty of time to explain I was rushed to a car Then taken to a cell And a lawyer came in and said his name He said I'm sure you told the truth But the truth is my boy To believe it the judge would be insane Now before I pass sentence on you Have you anything to say? I said, are you kidding? I said, this must be a dream I said, this can't be real You don't believe a word that I have said And then he looked me in the eye And said have mercy on his soul And I was hanged By the neck Until dead Have mercy Hey Wait a minute, hey stop Would you mind rewinding that last sentence I mean, hang by the what? Until when? Hey, listen. I think you made a little I mean I think you made a large mistake here First of all I was in Colorado, Having breakfast with a nun, okay? What do you mean, there is nothing to get hung up about I mean, you should be up here Hey, have you ever heard of the word appeal? Well, I'm about to appeal you of that bench in a minute Unless you change that decision Listen, I got a lot, I mean I had a lot of friends in this town Hey I want to see my congress, man.