Don't Bother Me

I woke up this morning I couldn't get out of bed I had a couple of drinks last night I guess it went to my head I slept through my wake up call Forgot to feed the cat There's only one thing wrong I don't know where I'm at Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me You've had your chances, don't bother me Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by You've had your chances, don't bother me I've got to get a move on It's a quarter to ten I can't find my keys at all Forgot my suit again I get to work, the boss says "late" This happens everyday Once more you've lost your job I don't care anyway Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me You've had your chances, don't bother me Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by You've had your chances, don't bother me One drink is all you're really asking for But you want more Yesterday I lost my job It doesn't bother me I'll do what I want and I'll do it again You just wait and see Time for a drink and no time to think With a bottle of rum Well I'm running low and it's time to go Out to get me some Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me You've had your chances, don't bother me Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by You've had your chances, don't bother me