Bangers and Mash

I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four Eat your minestrone, Joe That's all you ever say Eat your macaroni, Joe Ev'ry blinkin' day No wonder you're so boney, Joe, and skinny as a rake Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make Bangers and mash Minestrone Bangers and mash Macaroni Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make Eat your tagliatelli, Joe That's all I've 'eard for years Eat your vermicelli, Joe It's comin' out me ears You've got to fill your belly, Joe Joe, for heaven's sake Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make Well alright! Bangers and mash Tagliatelli Bangers and mash Vermicelli Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy. There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there. Well, why don't you chat 'er up then? Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married? (Unintellible reply) There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya! I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite Eat your tagliatelli, Joe That's all you ever say, Ooohhhhh Eat your vermicelli, Joe Ev'ry bloomin' day You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe Joe, for heaven's sake Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your Muvver used to make Bangers and mash Minestrone Bangers and mash Macaroni Give me a bash with the bangers and mash Like the same one what your Mother was What you laughing at now Please!