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If Only

by Das EFX

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"And it go a little something like this" "Hit it!" Verse One: Books Shiggity shoz-bots, hots, I rocks I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops Hops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist They call me Mr. Rapper so I guess I be the rappist No practice, yo Krayzie (Diggity yes?), knocker Don't bolo like Han Solo, come work like Chewbacca So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush Yep, I call ya Snaggle if your puss- Ee gads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in and plus I piggity-pop your shit like *?Jugglo Ellen?* But umm, rarely does my crew get into beefus I fliggity-flips the mould like the gold that's on my cheebas Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Flipsy be the eldest I'm hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis So hickory dickory dock, diggity-don't your wish Hook: "If only it sounded like this" ".....like this" *repeat x2* "like, this" "like, this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" *scratching of "like this"* Verse Two: Dray Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop I'm kniggity-knockin butts out, daily, troop I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazyie Drayzie I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beatle Bailey The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin I swingity-swing more shit than Tarzan be doin I heard that shit was thick that's why I spick like I was span then I umm, flip my bit and take a dip like A-qua-man So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts I gibbity-got lines like Evil Knievel got bitch stunts Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aight I flippity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites so I, stiggity-start the spliffin, give me your lips so I can rock I got more skills than John Han got cock So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish...... Hook: "If only it sounded like this" ".....like this" *repeat x2* "like, this" "like, this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" *scratching of "like this"* Verse Three: Skoob, Dray And a way we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father I kiggity-caught The Love Boat, ???? ???? I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chum, can you smell it? Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion Umm, so now what the fuck? I give em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em I biggity-bangs the chunks 'cause they plumps when I cook em I quiggity-quick-quick, diggity-dick-dick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe So figado, figado, figado, figa-do I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt I figgity-funk up Sanford, and his fuckin Son So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish Hook to fade

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