Song parody of
Your Bartender
by Morgan Wallen
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If I was your car
I'd turn you 'round
If I was your radio
I'd play our song right now
If I was your memory of me
I'd keep runnin', runnin'
'Til your fingers started thumbin'
Through your phone
And tell me that you're comin' home
If I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On the jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leavin' me
If I was your bible
I'd turn the page to forgiveness
If I was your bed
I'd be ice cold without me in it
If I was your dream
I'd keep runnin', runnin'
Through your mind
'Til there was nothing you could do
But call me up out of the blue
Yeah
If I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On the jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving me
Woah, woah, oh oh
Woah, woah, oh oh
Woah, woah, oh oh
Yeah, I wish I was (woah, woah, oh oh)
'Cause if I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On a jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving me
Yeah, yeah
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving
Talk you out of leaving
I'd talk you out of leaving me
If I was your car
I'd turn you 'round
If I was your radio
I'd play our song right now
If I was your memory of me
I'd keep runnin', runnin'
'Til your fingers started thumbin'
Through your phone
And tell me that you're comin' home
If I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On the jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leavin' me
If I was your bible
I'd turn the page to forgiveness
If I was your bed
I'd be ice cold without me in it
If I was your dream
I'd keep runnin', runnin'
Through your mind
'Til there was nothing you could do
But call me up out of the blue
Yeah
If I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On the jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving me
Woah, woah, oh oh
Woah, woah, oh oh
Woah, woah, oh oh
Yeah, I wish I was (woah, woah, oh oh)
'Cause if I was your bartender
I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender
'Til the last one's gone
Yeah, I'd play every heart break song
On a jukebox 'til your tear drops
They fell on that bar top
Keep you drinkin', get you thinkin'
I'm right where you need to be
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving me
Yeah, yeah
If I was your bartender
I'd talk you out of leaving
Talk you out of leaving
I'd talk you out of leaving me
