Homegrown Western Saturday Night

Well, the calving's all done and the brandins' throughHayin' won't start for a week or two There ain't but one thing left to do It's time to celebrate Two, three Headin' west out of town down a blacktop road Folks are comin' by the pickup load  For a western good time alamode You better bring along your appetite Take a right hand turn through the cattle guard Park it down in that old school yard Gonna kick up my heels with my cowboy pards And hold my woman tight Yippee yi-ay and a hey diddle diddle Ord's on the guitar Ross on the fiddle Pull down your hat, keep your mind in the middle Raise a ruckus tonight From the butterfly, to the jitterbug Me and my lady's gonna cut a rug Wild Bill's crackin' out that old square jug On another down home, good time, homegrownwestern Saturday night Well the little kids are playin' tag out back Someone's peekin' through the outhouse crack And if his mom could see him she'd have a heart attackHe'd have a hard time sittin' down Now, the young cowboys are starting to sweat The teenage girls are playin' hard to get And it's driving them crazy but the night's young yetGive em time, They'll come around Yippee yi-ay and a hey diddle diddle Ord's on the guitar Ross on the fiddle We come here to party and not spit and whittle While the moon is shining bright There's a coyote howlin' from the hill above To the harmony of a morning dove For the couple in the moonlight fallin' in love On another down home, good time, homegrownwestern Saturday night Now the midnight supper really hits the spot There's beef, and pie and coffee in a pot And if you drank too much well I'll tell you what It'll get you back on your feet now, the old couple sitting around the schoolhouse door Grinnin' at the kids dancin' around the floor they remember the way it was years before Oh the memories taste so sweet Yippee yi-ay and a hey diddle diddle Ord's on the guitar turn it up a little We come here to party and not spit and whittle While the moon is shinin bright From ""Faded Love"" to the ""Cattle Call"" The music rolls out to the old red wall it'll echo around 'til clear next fall Well have another down home, good time, homegrownwestern Saturday night