Song parody of
Canadian Woman
by Lucky Doug Fergus
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Oh Toronto, Vancouver, or Montreal
I love you sleet and snow and hail
Would you take an American refugee?
I'll eat poutine and beavertails
Let's drink a Molson and skate a frozen lake
I'll learn to love your game of hockey
Even if my arm happens to break
The cost fix it will be free
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you
She's a beauty with a maple syrup smile
I want to pour you on my short stack
Let's do a log roll and maybe ride a moose
From Alberta to Halifax
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you
Gordon Lightfoot, Andy Kim, Terry Jacks, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell
Don't forget Neil Young
Should we include Bieber? No!
Canadian woman
May God keep you glorious and free for me
Now your postal codes, what's it all about?
K2J 2R4
Sorry, that's just wack wack!
I'll grow a beard and where a purple toque
I know you love the lumberjacks
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you
Oh Toronto, Vancouver, or Montreal
I love you sleet and snow and hail
Would you take an American refugee?
I'll eat poutine and beavertails
Let's drink a Molson and skate a frozen lake
I'll learn to love your game of hockey
Even if my arm happens to break
The cost fix it will be free
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you
She's a beauty with a maple syrup smile
I want to pour you on my short stack
Let's do a log roll and maybe ride a moose
From Alberta to Halifax
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you
Gordon Lightfoot, Andy Kim, Terry Jacks, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell
Don't forget Neil Young
Should we include Bieber? No!
Canadian woman
May God keep you glorious and free for me
Now your postal codes, what's it all about?
K2J 2R4
Sorry, that's just wack wack!
I'll grow a beard and where a purple toque
I know you love the lumberjacks
Canadian woman
I really want to score a goal with you
Canadian woman
It's your sesquicentennial, let me have a brew with you