Ode to Justin Bieber

It's getting hot! Oh, shit, oh Yeah, it's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you I think it's pretty bad for my life and relationships Sometimes I walk into public and instantly think That the public doesn't like me, shit I don't really know what I want but I do know that I want a little more Of your attention, your love Just look me in the eyes as I try to make you- Two DUIs, seven thousand for the state If I don't blow up then I'm going back for minimum wage So just smile, yo, please smile Look at me in the eyes, hold it for a while It's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you Kill all the pop stars and replace them with wholesome adults And I'm getting better at being better at being nice to my friends or whatever It's really, really weird to have the whole world judge you Justin Bieber never even got fair fucking shake If you buy your mom a house when you're thirteen You gon' be fucked up mentally, you know I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands And that we treat you like that I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, to you, and And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time That's pretty fucked up dude, and I just wanna say too that None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too And I just wanna say too that none of these dudes even understand, understand, understand You are so fucking wrong, Frank Not about wanting people to love you, and then they do But then they judge you so your whole life falls apart But you are wrong about Justin Bieber, let me explain Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait It's really, really weird to live your whole life on TV When I was eating Frosted Flakes, you were probably singing great You made a song and my mom even loved it I made a song and everybody said, "Fuck it" It's really, really weird to throw an egg at your neighbor I threw rocks and no one even cared You were on the front page of TMZ I would just walk home and go to sleep It's really, really weird and I'm tired of trying Really, really hard to get the whole world to like me It's kinda fucked up, I've been crying lately I wanna wipe the tears with that Grammy, baby It's really, really weird but I really respect you For not strangling all the press that press you I would go insane and just stay in my bedroom We're gonna show up to your house and protect you I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands And that we treat you like that I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, to you, and And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time That's pretty fucked up dude, and I just wanna say too that None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too None of these dudes even understand, neither me too And I just wanna say too that none of these dudes even understand, understand, understand My friends are counting on me and I hope that they're right That I could really help them with the rest of their life I'm not sure if they should see me for the guy that I am Just that indecisive kid who really wants to be friends, and My family's counting on me, and I'm glad that they are 'Cause, 'cause I can help them keep all their houses and cars I came a long way from sleeping in my car by the park And taking fucking shits in the field in the dark But when the lights turn off, will I still feel the same as I used to? I think you said that you wish that none of this ever happened And I don't blame you You'll always leave a hole in my heart And memories in my mind to discover All of the dreams we had Will never be over