Song parody of
Holy Water
by Miranda Lambert
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Mm, they're sellin' snake oil from the pulpit
At the church on Main
They're makin' deals with the devil
In the good Lord's name
I'm stuck at home missin' a dirty soul cleansin'
Ain't got a dime for the tithe
I believe in music, personal communion
He'll lead you right to the light
Give me some of that holy water
A bit of that holy water
Just a nip on that holy water
Holy water gonna make us drown (drown)
They pushin' concrete at the courthouse
Whether you like it or not
So tell the bank man to cash your paycheck
So you can piss in the pot
I'm stuck at home wishin' I could just go fishin'
And throw some bait on the line
You can't skip a stone when the river's overgrown
And there ain't even a cloud in the sky
Give me some of that holy water
Just a bit of that holy water
A nip of that holy water
Oh, holy water's gonna make us drown
Take us down
Mm, I need a sip of that holy water
Just a bit of that holy water
Just a nip of that holy water
Holy water gonna make us drown
I want a hit of that holy water
A sip of that holy water
Get a grip of that holy water (holy water)
Gonna drink it 'til we finally drown
Mm, I wanna drink it 'til I finally drown
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water) mm
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water) it's gonna take us down
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water)
Ho-ho-ho-holy water
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water)
Holy water gonna make us drown
Mm, they're sellin' snake oil from the pulpit
At the church on Main
They're makin' deals with the devil
In the good Lord's name
I'm stuck at home missin' a dirty soul cleansin'
Ain't got a dime for the tithe
I believe in music, personal communion
He'll lead you right to the light
Give me some of that holy water
A bit of that holy water
Just a nip on that holy water
Holy water gonna make us drown (drown)
They pushin' concrete at the courthouse
Whether you like it or not
So tell the bank man to cash your paycheck
So you can piss in the pot
I'm stuck at home wishin' I could just go fishin'
And throw some bait on the line
You can't skip a stone when the river's overgrown
And there ain't even a cloud in the sky
Give me some of that holy water
Just a bit of that holy water
A nip of that holy water
Oh, holy water's gonna make us drown
Take us down
Mm, I need a sip of that holy water
Just a bit of that holy water
Just a nip of that holy water
Holy water gonna make us drown
I want a hit of that holy water
A sip of that holy water
Get a grip of that holy water (holy water)
Gonna drink it 'til we finally drown
Mm, I wanna drink it 'til I finally drown
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water) mm
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water) it's gonna take us down
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water)
Ho-ho-ho-holy water
(Ho-ho-ho-holy water)
Holy water gonna make us drown
