Mambo No. Sex

Oh I had sex with Max but it was too complex And he has just knocked me off my legs 'cause he had sex with his ex I went to bed with Fred - It was so sad 'cause all I had from Mister Fred He got my dreams all wet So I had sex on the phone It went on and on and on But it shakes me on the bone now that I'm alone Don't need no Willy no Fred no Max Just Mambo No Sex It's Mambo Number Sex It's Mambo Number Sex Touch me baby Mambo Number Sex Mambo Number Sex I had some fun with Dr Dick He showed me a new trick But babe he made me sick He always came to quick Checked it out with Fritz Man he was a blitz I know how that fits - his wife had seven kids I went with Howard - the coward But we got in a jam 'cause he didn't give a damn He was scared of Uncle Sam So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex I'll take Mambo No Sex It's Mambo Number Sex It's Mambo Number Sex Touch me baby Mambo Number Sex Mambo Number Sex I don't wanna tango No cha cha cha no twist And I don't wanna samba and fandango I just want to be kissed Oh I don't wanna do the bossa nova No jitterbug with Max The only thing that gets me off the sofa Is Mambo No Sex It's Mambo Number Sex It's Mambo Number Sex Touch me baby Mambo Number Sex Mambo Number Sex It's Mambo Number Sex It's Mambo Number Sex