I Should’ve

Something's wrong, I can feel it Where do I begin A case has been built against me That I ain't never gonna win I get blamed for everything It's gettin' kinda rough No matter how much or what I do It ain't never gonna be enough I should've stayed with Suzy She made me feel like a man You should've stayed with Tommy He had a big sedan If I'd have married Ophelia We'd have a happy home You could've been with that Enzo You'd be livin' in Rome I wanted to get closer She wasn't in the mood She said, "I just want to lay here, cuddle, kiss and spoon" She got me all excited Then she dozed off to sleep I laid there wide awake Disappointed, countin' sheep I should've stayed with that waitress She was a lot of fun You should've stayed with that cop The one with the big long gun I should've married that showgirl That you thought was overweight You should've stayed with that trainer Maybe you'd have stayed in shape Come on, hey You tried on a dress And you asked me, "do I look fat?" I said you look great You said, "what do ya mean by that?" Bottom line I got no regrets Baby, you're the best thing Any man could ever get If I'd have stayed with Suzy I wouldn't have you If you'd have stayed with that Tommy I know, he'd have cheated on you If I'd have married Ophelia She'd have took my home And if you still like Enzo Well, you can both go straight to Rome If I'd have stayed with Suzy I wouldn't have you If you'd have stayed with Tommy He'd have cheated on you If I'd have married Ophelia She'd have took my home And if you still like Enzo Well, you can both go straight to Well, that's alright